公元700年盛唐时期，中国同阿拉伯及中东在经济、文化上有许多交流，西域的丝绸之路是相互来往的要道，为捍卫其完整，唐朝军队不断与突厥对垒 戍边校尉李（姜文）因不愿屠杀突厥的老人、妇女和孩子俘虏触犯军令成为通缉犯，为缉捕他，皇帝封屡请回国的日本遣唐使来栖（中井贵一）为捕快，并许诺只要能将校尉李捉拿归案，便可满足其回国心愿。其时战事正值严峻，来到西域的来栖又受托护送将军之女文珠（赵薇）回长安，中途他遇见校尉李，一场大战后，两人不分轩轾，相约长安城下再决生死。不久，他们碰上护送经书的朝廷商队及觊觎驼队的响马子安（王学圻），生死大战蓄势待发。
男主DouglasPetersen（TomHollander饰）突然被妻子Connie（SaskiaReeves饰）告知，她不太肯定婚姻应否继续下去；不过在依然成行的欧洲家庭旅行中，Douglas决心要赢回妻子的爱，同时他还得修补与儿子Albie（TomTaylor饰）之间的关系。该剧根据DavidNicholls同名小说改编。
故事发生在九州，一个聪明的贼、一个尽职的捕快和一个单纯的王子，一次偶然的相遇三个人有着各自不同的目的，互相不信任，却不得不共同进入一段奇特的旅行。在旅行中，三个人都从对方的身上找到了友谊和爱，最终阻止一次毁灭世界的阴谋。
铁蛋的爱情开始得早，八岁就恋上了邻家巧妇美姐（叶兰饰成年美姐）。文革禁唱地方戏曲二人台，也驱离了美姐一家人。辗转十多年，铁蛋（冯四饰）俨然已是条汉子。随着美姐（杜焕荣饰中年美姐）与三个女儿返乡，看似忘不掉美姐，铁蛋先与其大女儿（叶兰饰）私恋未果，却被迫娶了二女儿（葛夏饰）作为“补偿”。最后决定跟着戏班子流浪，随他出门的却是美姐家的老三（叶兰饰）……
地狱谷不知为何被水填满，水压过大挤破了岩层，让生活在地下世界的鬼族损失惨重。王子阿洛伊斯潜入地狱湖底探查，发现灾难的源头竟来自半个魔女脑袋的眼泪。为了将乱丢脑袋的魔女绳之以法，阿洛伊斯向地面出发了……
ItIsNottheHomosexualWhoIsPerverse,ButtheSocietyinWhichHeLives(NichtderHomosexuelleistpervers,sonderndieSituation,indererlebt)istheearnesttitleofRosavonPraunheim’s1971PG-chastefirstfeature,whichhasagedlikegoodcheesefromascandaloussensation(apoliticalwakeupcalltogays)intoatextbookexampleofclassiccamp—andadelightfultimewarptripthroughqueercliché.Theverycolorfulcolorfilm(shotMOS)openswithvonPraunheim’scameratrailingtwofags—oneblonde,onebrunette—walkingdownasunnyBerlinstreet.Daniel,theshybrunette,isnewtothebigcityandblondeClemensisgenerouslyofferinghimaplacetostay.(WeknowthisbytheheavilyGerman-accentedEnglish,dubbedandspokenina“Sprockets”cadence.)“It’ssohardtofindsomeonewho’ssincere,”Clemens’voicesaysastheycuddleonhisbedbackattheapartment.“Ireallydigyou.”Then,fromoutofnowhere,agrave,German-accented,Moses-likevoiceoverexplainsthat“faggotslongforlovingrelationships”,but“liveinadreamworldofglossymagazinesandHollywoodmovies.”NownakedinbedwithDaniel,Clemensproclaims,“I’dliketothrowthewindowopenandshowthewholeworldhowwonderfulitiswhentwomenareinlove!”Andsoitgoes.DanielfussesoverhishairinthemirrorwhileClemens’heartsickTeutonicvoicenarratestheirnewfounddomesticbliss.“EveryhourandminuteIspentalonewastortureforme.”Luckily,thelovebirdsspendplentyoftimedoingthingslike“watchingtelevisiontofurtheroureducation”andhousecleaningtogether.Theyalsoreadorwriteletters.“DearMother,”Daniel’svoicebegins.Butalas,asClemensstaresintoacabinetchockfullofknickknacks,thatdamnnaggingMosesvoiceoverreturns.“Faggotstrytoimitatemiddleclassmarriage,”hehisses,holdingforthonthesubjectofmentaughttobeincompetitionwithoneanother,tobeself-involved—doomingthefaggotrelationship.Nextthingyouknow,Daniel’ssadvoicesighs,“Fourmonthshavepassed.I’vedecidedtoleaveClemens.”Thenajaunty,genialGermannarratorintones,“Danielwasoftencruisedbyawell-to-doman.”Andthere’sgirlfriendstrollingalongwiththetight-panted“benefactorathiscountryestate!”Astheystopforaglassofchampagnebesideastatue,Mosesabruptlythundersaboutthemyththatthehomosexual’s“interestintheartsisawaytomakelifemorebearable,”wheninreality“theartsareatoolfortherichandpowerful,”foritmakesit“mucheasiertogetthemintobed.”Cuttoapianoandawild-eyedfagsingingaboutDeutschland!Nearby,thebenefactorplayswithhisascot,agaudysilverringintheshapeofaninsectonhisfinger.Thecamerapullsbackandpansaroundtheroomfulofoldqueensrespectfullylisteningtotherecital.Mosesannounces,“Youthandgoodlooksaretremendouslyimportanttooldfags.”LikeHitchcock’sbirds,theelderlyMarysaresuddenlyswarmingoverpoorDaniel—whogetsnauseousandrunsoutthedoor.Thenit’sofftoanoutdoorcafé—withabigsignreading“MobyDick’s.”ThegenialGermannarratorinformsthatDaniel’sfoundanewjobworkingata“meetingplaceforhomosexuals”where“conversationsaboutfilm,fashionandphysicalculturegivehimideasabouthowtofillhisleisuretime.”Mosesbuttsintoaddthatfaggots“gathertolistentoNinaSimone,JudyGarlandandBarbraStreisand”and“gatheratFireIslandandSanFrancisco.”Heintones,“Fashionhastobelikeasecondskinthatsuggeststhesizeofthecock.”Asissysauntersdownthestreetinknee-highmoccasinsandshorts.Mosesalsowarns,“Theyoungfagmustgiveuphisinterestsformorehomosexualinterests.”Andthere’sDanielsunninghimselfwithhisfellowhomosexuals!Mosessnipes,“Hewasentrancedbyhisstrongbodyandbutchstyle”asatorso,hairychestandtightbluejeans,appearsinmediumcloseup.ThegenialGermanoffers,“Danielcouldsitforhoursandenjoybeingcruised.”Then:“WolfganghadalotincommonwithDaniel”asthetwomop-haired,mutton-choppedboysrublotionononeanother.Butallisnotwellinfairyland.MosesbringsnewsthatDanielhasbegungoingtogaybars—isbecomingaddicted!And,yup,there’sDaniel,wanderingaroundadarkanddingyhole.Mosesexplains,“It’seasyforfaggotstofindoneanotherbecausetheyofferthemselvesonstreetcornerslikewhores.”Cuttoaqueenhavingahissyfitinfrontofthebarasanothertriestocalmherdown,allwhileMosesholdsforthonsadfags,howtheydon’tknowhowtousetheirsexualfreedomforhappiness,howtheir“greatestenemyistheconspicuousqueen.”Twofairiesinshortshortsappearintheframe,fawningovertwoembarrassedfags.Moseslaments,“Danielnowhasnootherinterestthanbeingafag.”Cuttoamotorcyclegang,leatherboyscruisingoneanotheramongstthenighttimetrees.Theyfeelupeachother’szippers,chains,andstuds—aclothedgropefestasMosesteachesthat,otherthan“trans-westites,[who]longforwomen’sorgans,leatherfreaksarethefagswiththemosthang-ups.”Infact,“Theleatherqueersarereallynice,politepeoplewhosufferfromtheirownweakness.”Andthat’swhenDaniel,“boredwithtalking,”fatefullyleavesthebarscenefortheparkwherehe“slowlymadehiswaythroughthetensechoreographyofmen.”(SosayethMoses.)Cuttooutsideapublicrestroom(a“well-knownmeetingplace”).Menwhocruiserestrooms“despisetearoomtrade,”thevoiceofMosestrembles.Hustlers—“usuallyrunawaysfrombrokenhomes”whoare“oftennotqueer”—frequentthesespots.(Assortedhustlersandfagsmillaboutasapieceofroughtradestandslikeasentinelinfrontofthedoor.)Agroupofqueersemergeandpilecircus-styleintoacar.AnoldfagcruisesDanielbutstrikesout(duh!)beforegettingbeatupbyroughtrade.Nextup:adragqueensinginginamixedhomobar—atattooedleatherdaddystaringstoicallyfromatablenearby.Andthere’sDaniel!He’s“drowninghimselfinalcoholandcigarettes”whileotherfagstryto“forgetthemselvesinafranticatmosphere”—i.e.,ablackguyandawhiteguydoingachickendanceto“RockAroundTheClock”,whichblaresfromthejukebox.Anoldyodelingqueenappears.DanielseeshisfriendPaul,asksifhecangobacktohiscommunalpad.Andthat’swherevonPraunheim’sfilmfinallyreachesitsclimax—apsychotherapysessionwithagroupofnakedfags!Sittinginacircle,theyberateDanielintheirdubbedvoices.“You’vebecomearealfulltimefaggot!”“You’rebecomingneurotic,awhorewhodoesn’tevengetpaid!”TheTeutonicaccentsstartcallingforagayprideawakening,aconsciousness-raising“We’rehere,we’requeer!”movement.“Queensandbutcheshavetostopopposingandfighttogethersidebyside!”“Comeoutofthecloset!Taketothestreets!”“Eroticallyfree!Sociallyinvolved!”Thecommentarycontinuesevenasthecreditsrolloverapinkbackground—evenasIcan’tstoplaughingoverthe“trans-westites,”leatherfreaks,andglorioustearoomtrade.
本武俠片為岳楓執導、胡褒編劇、鮑學禮攝影，由施思及岳華主ddd。故事描述，江湖出現一貧僧打扮名喚小毒龍之殺手，嫉惡如仇，專殺江湖敗類。她乃大悲寺瘋僧之門徒，亦即「毒龍劍」的傳人李寶珠（施思）；她獨來獨往神出鬼沒，歹徒聞風喪膽。她身背父仇，待中秋與仇人在十字坡一決生死。陳仕倫（岳華）為李之表哥，乃鐵扇子之高徒，率十字坡鄉民嚴陣以待，助李抗敵……
Ishikawa Goemon (Ichikawa Raizo), a talented young ninja, becomes ensnared in a twisted scheme to as...
18岁那年，ROCKY（秦昊饰）一连串脱轨的举动，让他和父亲（张国柱饰）之间的关系恶劣到极点，惯性自杀更带给家人无比困扰，一次比一次荒唐，医生斩钉截铁断定ROCKY患了忧郁症。一天，ROCKY走向马路，迎着一辆大巴士，一个女孩子突然冲出来，把他从马路上拉开，从此，ROCKY遇上了改变他生命的女人——MAY（莫小棋饰），她牵起他的手，鼓励他迎向生命中的每一个挑战。有了精神力量支撑，ROCKY开始振作，每天抱着美丽愉快的梦想过日子。老天给了他和MAY再次相遇的机会，然而这一次，MAY的身边却多了一个陈SIR。为了接近心中的女神，ROCKY到了陈SIR（石修饰）的公司，从一个最底层的业务员做起。ROCKY在MAY的鼓励下，从菜鸟蜕变成销售冠军，却忽略了一直在身边默默支持自己的团队伙伴——佳怡（刘诗诗饰）。不料公司一场突如其来的变故，让ROCKY从天堂坠入地狱，陈SIR卷款潜逃，甚至带走了MAY，ROCKY要挽回这一切，却被MAY狠狠拒绝，一句话“十年后你仍一无所有”深深烙印在ROCKY的心里。“在上海举行五万人演讲会”，成了ROCKY向MAY证明自己的誓言，也是ROCKY追求的人生目标！ROCKY白手创业，四位与他同生死共患难的朋友—行远、国楷、浩哲、佳怡（唐振刚、杨佑宁、朴熙植、刘诗诗饰）成了他的事业伙伴，他们各有所长，在不同的领域帮着ROCKY共创事业的高峰，一路辛苦的创业，ROCKY养成了给MAY打电话的习惯，尽管从来没有接通过……佳怡在ROCKY身边，一直支持着ROCKY，她期待着哪天，随着时间的过去，MAY会彻底消失，她会赢得ROCKY的心。佳怡尽心尽力为ROCKY达成「上海五万人」的目标，却不知道这一切是为了另一个女人……就在“上海五万人”举办前夜，多年来努力的目标眼看就要实现，ROCKY却收到了MAY的消息！ROCKY不顾团队所有人的反对，一意奔回家乡见MAY一面……他相信他绝对可以及时返回，顺利创造奇迹……上海五万人会场，所有人翘首以待，等待ROCKY的出现……
在下班回家的路上，陈超在草丛中，捡到了一个葫芦。一个从天而降的残疾老头（铁拐李）让他把葫芦还给自己。陈超证实了葫芦能把一个人的生命，转移到另一个人身上的方法。靠着葫芦陈超赢了抢劫团伙每个人的五十年生命，吸收进了葫芦。老年团伙，发现了生命无多。铤而走险，想劫回自己的生命。又怕被陈超再次吸走寿命，计划用小尤来作文章。梁文俊发现小尤真的爱上了陈超，非常气愤，也想吸收别人的寿命为自己所有。开始用葫芦疯狂的吸收在场所有人的的生命。铁拐李最后找回法宝葫芦，释放了葫芦里被吸收的生命。世间被葫芦影响过的人，也都恢复了原来的样子。陈超透过续命宝葫的事件知道了能力与责任相辅相成，变得成熟稳重。
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